Can It Get Any Kraaaaazier?

With a swirling internet rumor that their infant son Trig, born in April, was actually the offspring of 17-year-old Bristol Palin rather than Sarah Palin's child, the Palin family moved to quash scuttlebutt by disclosing (on a news day swamped with Gustav updates) that teenager Bristol is in actuality 5 months pregnant now with her first child and will be married to the father (interestingly, unidentified) before year-end --- anyone willing to bet on how long this marriage lasts? ... At least now the National Enquirer paparazzi can leave John Edwards alone and begin staking out Bristol and beau-to-be.
One gets the feeling that this is going to be one of those stories/candidates that just keeps on giving...
Again the question... WHAT was John McCain thinking!??? (Something about this whole ongoing episode still just doesn't add up.)